Dry Humour With Three Olives
Happy F!@king New Year by Natascha Wood
Austrian skydiver and professional lunatic, Felix Baumgartner, once said: “Never accept your limitations—because there are no limitations.”
Let’s Make a Deal by Nikki McKenzie
Have you ever wondered what would happen if a drug dealer and a used car salesman had a baby? Well, here she is.
A Meth Addict’s Hazy Trip Across the Country by Joan Reddy
Enter into a world of meth addicts, runaway horses, perverts, and psychedelic mushrooms. It is a trippy read you will not soon forget!
A Perfectly Normal Story by Daniel Neubauer
Not all grandparents are great storytellers. Poor Arthur failed to realize that when he paid his grandfather a visit. But come on, he can’t be that bad...right?
From the archives...
The First Child by Yushra Khodabocus
Hipsters Under Fire for Cultural Appropriation by Joseph Fitzgerald
The Consultant by Sean Stone
Going the Extra Mile by Stephane Moisan
Ignorance Is Bliss by Gennifer Taggart
The Benefits of Living with Roommates by Shawn Bosnjak
Pickup Truck Skyrockets Trudeau’s Approval Rating by Mitchell Stewart
Reality Trumps Reality TV by Nicholas Wrixon-Wood
No Trump and No Shout for HilLIARy by Tiffany Cuddy
Nicolas Cage Builds Secret Moon Base, Giant Death Ray by Sharon Van Wyngaarden
Ronald McDonald Announces Retirement by Sam Chilton
OC Transpo Raises Prices to Fund Time Travel Research by Rob Sullivan
Pay Up and Lace Up, Canada by Alexa Scott