First Impression by Samantha Mason
Will all her preparation and primping be for naught when Mother Nature interferes with her plans?

Eggs by Carissa Fortin
It was one of those days where nothing seems to go right. But in Jacob Lipinstick’s case, that was every day.

First Date by Kira Frazer
Sometimes the worst dates can become the best stories. Disclaimer: no bath bombs were stolen in the writing of this story.

From the archives...

The First Child by Yushra Khodabocus
Hipsters Under Fire for Cultural Appropriation  by Joseph Fitzgerald
The Consultant by Sean Stone
Going the Extra Mile by Stephane Moisan
Ignorance Is Bliss by Gennifer Taggart
The Benefits of Living with Roommates by Shawn Bosnjak
Pickup Truck Skyrockets Trudeau’s Approval Rating by Mitchell Stewart
OC Transpo Raises Prices to Fund Time Travel Research by Rob Sullivan

Reality Trumps Reality TV by Nicholas Wrixon-Wood
No Trump and No Shout for HilLIARy by Tiffany Cuddy
Nicolas Cage Builds Secret Moon Base, Giant Death Ray by Sharon Van Wyngaarden
Ronald McDonald Announces Retirement by Sam Chilton
Pay Up and Lace Up, Canada by Alexa Scott
I Loved the Devil Once by Chloe Vincent
A Meth Addict’s Hazy Trip Across the Country by Joan Reddy
Belts and Cars All Fall Down by Nick Rakowski
A Perfectly Normal Story by Daniel Neubauer
Happy F!@king New Year by Natascha Wood
Let’s Make a Deal by Nikki McKenzie