Proving That I'm the Scum of the Earth: Mystic Messenger

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Think about it.

In the 10 minutes it would take you to read this garbage you could walk your dog, tell your friends and family you love them, give someone a hug, go outside and take a breath of fresh air, do your homework…ANYTHING.

Seriously.

This will probably be the worst thing you've read all week so just save yourself the effort and do something else.

Alright…

Are all the useful members of a society gone yet?

Hey, trashbags!

Today I am going to talk about Mystic Messenger and how it was pretty much the only thing keeping me going during my teenage depression years.

This is my final blog so I decided to pull out all the stops and reveal the most cringe in this long line of cringe things I like. Thanks if you stayed with me till the end. Also never speak to me again because you know too much now.

Okay, enough introduction. Onto the blog!

What is Mystic Messenger?

It’s a mobile game where you can virtually date some cute anime boys!!! Yes, you heard that right. Despite how bad it sounds it has a very gripping plot element to it (yes I just said I played a game about cute anime boys for the plot zip it). Each cycle lasts 11 days and depending on how you interact with the characters you will enter one of 5 different routes. Which means engaging in a relationship with a character. In this game, what you say is very important because it will determine if you get a good or bad ending. While starting off cute and innocent, it gradually becomes dark as secret organizations, fake deaths and abuse rise to the surface.

I won’t spoil any more of the plot because I know you’re all RUSHING TO THE APP STORE TO DOWNLOAD IT. So here’s my quick summary of each character by order of left to right of the picture above.

Zen: Pretty boy. I don’t have much else to say he is kinda self-obsessed and his route is standard.

Yoonsung: I played all the characters through at least twice EXCEPT him. Honestly, He is annoying I cannot stand him.

Jumin: I had to replay his route at least 3 times because it is hard to get a good ending. He is the cool, calm type. But, hey, he’s rich so that’s a plus.

707: THAT’S MY BOYYYYYYY. Yeah, he is the love of my life. I have played his route way too many times and, honestly, he is my ideal boyfriend.

Jaehee: It’s a bad day to be bi. Unfortunately, you just become her friend and are not able to date her. She is kinda rude in any other route but once you get to know her she is a cutie.