This is No Cave. It's an Exogorth.

So, you want to talk about Monsters? Let’s talk about exogorths, a.k.a. space slugs. Do you remember that old flick, The Empire Strikes Back? Do you remember when Han Solo and Princess Leia flew the Millennium Falcon into that long, narrow cave in the middle of an asteroid only to find out it wasn't a cave, and they had literally parked inside the throat of a giant slug with teeth? That was an exogorth. If you ask me, exogorths are one of the most incredible and interesting creatures in the Star Wars Universe.

Exogorths are as tough as the rocks—mostly asteroids—they live on. Part of a handful of creatures known as vacuumbreathers that can survive in the vacuum of space, these cosmic dust-eating space slugs can grow up to 900 meters.

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I’ll be honest here. I chose the exogorth because I wanted to write about the biggest, baddest, most vicious monster I could think of for the Geekdom's nightmare before Christmas/monster appreciation week. But after doing a little research, I've realized there's a lot more to these beasts than meets the eye. Behind their reputation as voracious, bloodthirsty monstrosities are highly intelligent, sensitive, thoughtful, and patient, “dare I say” gentle beasts.

Ok, gentle beasts might be stretching it a tad, but some exogorths are known to have a soft side. I know the one near Hoth tried to eat Han and Leia, as well as Chewbacca, 3-CPO, and R2D2 but they did fly directly into its throat and land on its tongue, and Han also shot it. Can you really blame it?

I was listening to a radio show the other day, and Tom Mustill, the author of How to Speak Whale: A Voyage into the Future of Animal Communication, talked about how some whale species live up to 200 years. He said that whales are highly complex creatures that can experience the world in ways we can’t imagine and think about things we can't conceptualize. Well, Exogorths can live for billions of years! An Exogorth that is one billion years old is considered young. So Imagine what kind of unfathomable things are going on inside the mind of an exogorth after floating around on asteroids in the vacuum of space for a billion years. I mean, hopefully, something's going on in there.

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Exogorths are opportunistic; they burrow themselves in asteroids and patiently wait with their mouths open, giving the appearance of a cave or a crater. They feed on floating debris, mineral deposits, stellar energy, and other silicon-based lifeforms. They don't, however, spend their entire life on just one asteroid. Though a rare occurrence, the giant slugs can push off of the surface of an asteroid and float through space, and they can even ride the solar winds in pursuit of more suitable asteroids. The giant slugs also host entire ecosystems inside their bodies, and many species peacefully co-exist within them.

Now, you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of an exogorth, as its rear end is pretty much a thermonuclear reactor that excretes radioactive waste. But instead of seeing them as the evil monster they are commonly portrayed as, maybe it couldn’t hurt to take another look. You should never judge a book by its cover.

Personally, I can’t help but think about exogorths differently now. I see them as giant, misunderstood vacuum breathing, radioactive teddy bears, and I wonder what sort of things go on inside their murky innards.


My name is Gregory, and I love all things Star Wars. I have a growing collection of Star Wars figurines and even a Star Wars lunchbox—my niece has the same one. I once almost bought a vintage Attack of the Clones lunch box on Etsy until I noticed it was second-hand. Gross!! I recently attended Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023, in London, England, where I became a Star Wars super fan, and I’m already making plans to attend Star Wars Celebration Japan 2025 with my fiancé Alexandra (also a Star Wars super fan). I’m not a Star Wars expert, nor do I believe such a thing exists. Like music or art, Star Wars is subjective. I try not to take it too seriously. Enter the geekdom, and may the force be with you!

A STAR WARS BIRDWATCHING STORY

After two sweltering hours of lying on my stomach in the sands of Jakku on the outskirts of Niima Outpost near the Starship Graveyard, I heard the call of the beast that I had traveled so far to see. I was in the shade underneath a large sheet of wreckage propped up against a pile of half-buried space junk. I couldn’t tell from where the call had come, but I knew it was close. I readied my camera and peered through the lens, trying to remain completely still. Suddenly, there was a thud to my left, behind the metal sheet. Something was there. I could hardly contain myself as it emerged.

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The magnificent and majestic Jakku steelpecker was right before my eyes. It seemed to be looking directly at me when it croaked and scared me so badly that I almost soiled my shorts. I held it together and snapped picture after picture while also filming. Then I hit the goldmine as the beast started pecking at a hunk of scrap metal before snatching it up and devouring it right in front of the camera. After just a few chomps, it tilted its head back and swallowed the rusty piece of scrap of whole. That’s one tough bird!

In fact, Steelpeckers are one of only a few known species on Jakku that have evolved to eat various types of metal. It’s as if the planet has found a way to recycle the fallen starships scattered on its surface. However, it would take an entire flock of steelpeckers thousands of years to polish off an entire Imperial Star Destroyer. Unsurprisingly, the average steelpecker has a fairly short life span of only about seven years.

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I must’ve moved in all the excitement as the beast suddenly looked right at me and tilted its head to one side. As it moved closer, it fixated on my camera lens, and I realized that it hadn’t yet noticed me. I didn’t want to risk my camera, so I slowly moved my hand back to get up, and that's when it screeched. I jumped up so fast that I hit my head on the metal sheet, and the creature took flight. When I emerged from the shelter, I startled another steelpecker, which also took to the air. I snapped pictures of them as they majestically flew off towards the safety of fallen starships.

I know what you’re thinking. Star Wars and birdwatching!? What a fantastic combination! And thank you for thinking that. I agree!

If you think about it, with all the different types of planets and environments in the Star Wars universe, there must be someone out there who's interested in nature or—more specifically—birds. I want to be on the team that writes the first-ever Star Wars nature documentary. I can imagine the host/birder having a spacecraft specialized for birdwatching with all the latest birdwatching technology and databases, a birdwatching droid, and maybe even a Mandalorian suit built specifically for birdwatching with a telephoto sight, scanners, and various types of built-in feeders. What a great show it would be!


My name is Gregory, and I love all things Star Wars. I have a growing collection of Star Wars figurines and even a Star Wars lunchbox—my niece has the same one. I once almost bought a vintage Attack of the Clones lunch box on Etsy until I noticed it was second-hand. Gross!! I recently attended Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023, in London, England, where I became a Star Wars super fan, and I’m already making plans to attend Star Wars Celebration Japan 2025 with my fiancé Alexandra (also a Star Wars super fan). I’m not a Star Wars expert, nor do I believe such a thing exists. Like music or art, Star Wars is subjective. I try not to take it too seriously. Enter the geekdom, and may the force be with you!

Don't Lecture Me, Obi-Wan!!


The Star Wars Prequels often get mixed reviews, but these days they’re more popular than ever. When I was younger, I remember hearing they weren’t as good as the originals, and I probably agreed to some extent. Honestly, at that age, l likely just agreed with what everyone else said. When the first movie came out in 1999, I was fourteen, and I was twenty when the third movie came out in 2005. So the series spanned some good years for me. It was one of those comforting things that was always there. I remember how the movies always seemed to air on cable TV at Christmas time, and they would end up left on in the background. Oh, sweet nostalgia!

About 5 years ago, after not thinking about Star Wars in years, I randomly decided to rewatch the prequels. Little did I know, my mind was about to be blown. How did I forget about these movies? They’ve aged so well! I fell in love with the characters: Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, and Mace Windu! There was something brilliant about the way the movies were filmed. The wide and distant camera angles were refreshing, and they let your eyes feast on the beautiful colours, sets, and costumes. For the first time, I could see the vision that the films were trying to capture. The prequels were ahead of their time!


I wasted no time in letting everybody know how much I now loved the prequels, but I quickly found myself on the defensive. A colleague of mine hates them with a passion, and we butted heads over it a few times. I tried to convince people they should give the movies another watch like I had, but nobody did. When even some of my closest family members were giving me guff about liking the prequels, I decided—and maybe a bit out of spite—to declare the prequels my favourite Star Wars movies, Hayden Christensen my favourite actor, and Mace Windu the coolest Jedi of all time. The thing is though, they really were becoming my favourite.


It's great to see Hayden back in Star Wars these days. He deserves it! It bugged me that he almost quit acting because of all the hate he got from his role as Anakin. I think he’s an amazing actor, and he’s Canadian! I often get emotional about the matter. When I recently saw him back on screen in the Obi-Wan Kenobi series I definitely cried. The next day I saw a video of Hayden being interviewed, along with Ewan McGregor at the Star Wars Celebration Anaheim 2022. It must have been his first interview in twenty years, and he was clearly overwhelmed with emotion from the positive reception he was getting from the fans. I cried.

I had no idea at the time that I would get a chance to attend Star Wars Celebration Europe the following year in 2023. I love Star Wars so much, and attending a huge event like that was an amazing experience. There were so many great costumes, and the atmosphere was incredible. My wife Sandy—who is a huge Star Wars fan, and who's even warmed up to the prequels over the last few years—scored us passes to attend the Ahsoka panel where we got to see the unveiling of the first Ahsoka trailers! It was epic. Unfortunately, we couldn’t get into the Hayden Christensen panel, as the panels were done by lottery. However, on our last day there we heard some loud cheers coming from the public stage, and we ran over just as they announced Anakin himself! Hayden was getting so much love from the crowd, and once again he was overwhelmed by it. I sobbed my eyes out, and I cheered him on as loud as I could. What a blast! We couldn’t have asked for a better ending to our trip!

Sandy and I managed to spot ourselves in the official Star Wars Celebration video of Hayden’s interview on YouTube the next day. I also captured my own little video (below).




My name is Gregory, and I love all things Star Wars. I have a growing collection of Star Wars figurines and even a Star Wars lunchbox—my niece has the same one. I once almost bought a vintage Attack of the Clones lunch box on Etsy, until I noticed it was second-hand. Gross!! I recently attended Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023, in London England where I became a Star Wars super fan, and I’m already making plans to attend Star Wars Celebration Japan 2025 with my fiancé Alexandra (also a Star Wars super fan). I’m not a Star Wars expert, nor do I believe such a thing exists. Like music or art, Star Wars is subjective. I try not to take it too seriously. Enter the geekdom and may the force be with you!


My name is Gregory, and I love all things Star Wars. I have growing collection of Star Wars figurines, and even a Star Wars lunchbox—my niece has the same one. I once almost bought a vintage Attack of the Clones lunch box on Etsy, until I noticed it was second-hand. Gross!! I recently attended Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023, in London England where I became a Star Wars super fan, and I’m already making plans to attend Star Wars Celebration Japan 2025 with my fiancé Alexandra (also a Star Wars super fan). I’m not a Star Wars expert, nor do I believe such a thing exists. Like music or art, Star Wars is subjective. I try not to take it too seriously. Enter the geekdom and may the force be with you!